I’ve been with my husband for 15 years and today I’ve discovered for the first time that he only butters *one* of the slices of bread when makes a sandwich, not both, as I do. Is this normal and I’ve been doing it wrong all these years - or should I divorce this psychopath?
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You butter both slices of bread, obviously. Happy to reach across the Brexit divide on this.
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You’re a good man.
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Butter is like the glue in a sandwich, like the mortar in a brick wall. If you don't butter both sides it just wont hold together - MESSY! You've got a wierd one there!pic.twitter.com/x487M3aENH
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Just 1? I didn’t even know this was a thing but turns out nearly 20% of your poll do it. How do they decide which one to butter? And do they put the filling on top of the buttered slice or the plain slice? So many questions
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I know... this is utterly bizarre
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If a hot bacon butty then only one side, everything else both
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Butter on a bacon butty...? That’s just wrong..
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Have to say bacon butty MUST be constructed so: Two slices of white bloomer 1 slice well buttered 1 slice well covered with brown sauce Bacon crisp but not burnt, 3 or 4 rashers Bacon placed on brown sauce slice Buttered slice placed on top, pressed down Cut in half, eat
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It sounds like a military operation...


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I don’t butter either slice!
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It’s just extra calories
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Who puts butter on their bacon roll?
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No butter, just brown sauce
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"both slices" has won by 62% no doubt "only 1 slice" will say we had no idea about the consequences of how to butter bread and are claiming that if the people who voted for butter both sides had any idea they would not have chosen both sides can we do the poll again
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I don’t butter either!
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