For a glorious split second there I thought you were going to announce that an MP had done something brave. WTF was I thinking.
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Breaking news, MP keeps promises
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Really, I mean really! An MP showing honesty & integrity, very hard to believe.
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BREAKING: An MP goes back on previously spoken and written promises

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What a surprise!
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There are Lions going hungry We have treasonous Politicians
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Given up on no deal Brexit then?
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Moral of the story, Don’t get in a cage and start whipping a lion. They get a little upset.
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Come back to me when you’ve got the headline of... Respectable remain supporting MP acts like respectable remain supporting MP. Don’t worry, I won’t be holding my breath!
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Time Brits took that stance?
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Animals do not belong in circuses
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It shouldn’t be in a Circus it should be in its natural environment. Enough to drive any wild animal mad!!!
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Lions shouldn’t be in circuses....BUT it disgusts me that some replies to the original tweet to the Standard are saying “Good. Serves him right. He deserves to die etc..” This man has probably got a family and children. Yes, lions in circuses are wrong but respect his family.
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I can't think of anything so please [insert your own Brexit analogy here].
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And you need a university degree to come up with a headline like that, wow!
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Could do with a few of them being let loose in Parliament right now because there are no Lions leading this nation. Just Jackasses.
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This what happens when Mr Hartley-Brewer hides the Prosecco.
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