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Best. Certificate. Ever.
So you shop in Waitrose and somehow despise Waitrose shoppers .... this is complex stuff Julia
Hi Otto, yes, I shop in Waitrose but I don’t despise Waitrose shoppers, including myself. I just don’t like not being able to get a parking space or having to queue at the till. Not quite sure why this confuses you but hey ho, Dr Freud.
The people have spoken and must never speak again (apparently!)
keep voting till we vote the right way?
Some say so! Not completely my view although I understand why it’s suggested. Times moved on since 2016 and I for one think I have a better understanding of the issues.
Even the most badly organised weddings have the "do you?" moment between proposal and "I do"
And some people (about 2/3) say “I don’t” later on!
Which is what Brexit was supposed to be... 
yeah there is "are you sure" stages in that too
My driver is struggling to get the weekly shop at Fortnum's today. I am fed up with these plebs exercising their democratic rights meaning I can't get my fucking caviar! I hate democracy - can anyone advise how I can rig it in my favour please?
I am British, you pleb. Nothing I do can possibly be illegal and I don't follow templates. I will not lose!
I was in the army with Mark Francois you know, I don't know how to lose.
@ImIncorrigible @mrjamesob
How come you’ve only got 11 followers? You get my follow for sheer comedy factor
Fake news! I have millions of followers. How dare you question my credentials. Your sourdough and yoghurt diet has evidently made you bold. My new mega-agri and mega-pharma friends coming over from US will need to re-educate you.
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