On balance, I’ve possibly had better days with the hôtel emergency razorpic.twitter.com/C8FEzmbNcH
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It is an abbatoir doon there
Image. Head. Out.
Could've been worse... 
Try wearing a moustache as your hooter is like mine!
You leave my lovely hooter out of it!!!
It a metaphor for Bercow's treatment of the constitution
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