say that to Dr Victoria Bateman, she'll have her kit off before you've finished the sentence 
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Thanks for conjuring the mental image of the two of them together. You've ruined my day.
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Alastair can win over any lady in just 45 minutes. FACT.
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Not as often as "You don't sweat much for a fat bird"
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Probably about as well as: Wanna help me stop the Iraq war..
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Is it just me or does anyone else feel physically sick when they see tweets from
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Just guessing here but I wager there’s more than just me that finds the odious, undemocratic, war criminal’s missives heading them straight for the bowl
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No, seriously, just you.
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Quite a lot, I'd say. Until, that is, the person being chatted-up becomes old enough to think for themselves....
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People I know in their 50s+, who think Brexit is a good idea, also have other odd ideas. The 4 I have in mind think: 1) moon landings were a hoax 2) Earth is only 6-10000 yrs old 3) climate change is a hoax 4) Tommy Robinson is a martyr Not really evidence of independent thought!
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Well that's 4 of them then. Have you called the other 17,410,738? Thought not.
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Probably not as good as 'do you want to go for a walk in the woods" to Dr Kelly.
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My chat up line is, “hey baby, at least I’m not Alastair Campbell”
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You tell us, you’re the expert on giggling, fawning and fake believing anything that comes out of the mouth of rich Etonians
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Probably works better if you’re a female in the buff, with it written on your body, walking down the high street around 2.00am when the clubs are kicking out.
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