Put your phone down and try playing with your kid for a change
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My daughter is doing her homework. I’m looking at twitter while I stir ragu for the lasagnes I’m making for 30 people coming for a party tonight. Is that ok with you?
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No. 30 friends sounds implausible
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Ha ha. I pay them to be my friends, obviously.
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Also... God damn Europhile eating lasagne.!!

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It’s too easy, isn’t it, Julia?

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Following Twitter doesn't mean you like or know the person. I follow
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Definition of gawp ....To stare openly in a stupid or rude manner. Stupid and rude ....A remainer that can multi-task .
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It really makes me wonder how some people manage to get through the day. Who is this person that I chose to follow on Twitter? Honestly, baboons learn faster
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IF YOU FOLLOW JHB BECAUSE YOU THINK SHE IS ON THE MONEY YOU SIR ARE A BABOONS ARSE
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This baboons arse can get his point across without using capitals pet
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WELL TICKLE YOUR TIT'S TILL CHRISTMAS SO CAN I
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You’re very quiet re Brexit in the wake of the Nissan withdrawal
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Probably because it’s not related to brexit
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What is it related to then?
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DIESEL, you effing idiot!
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I think the Las Vegas reference was lost on her. She claims to like roasting gammon...but not as much as I love slow cooking
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You look pretty much the same too!
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I suspect it was a rhetorical question....
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