Come on ladies (and any gents or gender-fluids who might have a crush on me...), I need a trophy after the NTAs debacle. Vote here: https://heatworld.com/celebrity/news/heat-secret-crush-2019-2/ …pic.twitter.com/U0MoPcKcSS
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Its an artist impression
I cant go anywhere that moist with my Arthritis
Actually I think she is quite sexy...
You would need to get it carbon dated to know for sure.
Just a tad older than when I was his House Captain at prep school and he shined shoes for ginger biscuits. He was very good at it too.
Does carbon dating go back that far ?
Around two hours before he goes live on @GMB that's why applications to the make up team ask for mortuary experience
I think it was taken minutes after Clarkson hooked him.
Put a bit of stubble on and it's Desperate Dan
I read potato, Freudian slip
So did I lol
Probably doctored it...
He’s just trying to disguise himself as protection from the adoring fan who might accost him in the street with demands for sexual favours!
Exactly how is he? Pin up for the old folks home at a stretch 



a very long one at that. Thankfully when you get a certain age your eyesight fails.
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