You see, this is my problem with shopping. Look at all these stools and benches. I’ve been standing in this shop for what feels like a week now and I’m not allowed to sit on any of them. Grrrrr.pic.twitter.com/3NIx1hIyGv
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We’re going home! We’re going home!!!!!!!!!
The shopping trip is officially over. Six girls. Six hours. And the only thing I bought for myself all day...?pic.twitter.com/AlzETG28yb
The last bit sounded like a sketch from the late and very great Victoria Wood.
You need to Take. Back. Control.
Judging by the amount of drinks you appear to have lost a 12 year old.
I have just lit a candle for you. Godspeed, and good luck.
What are you wearing?! Ha.
Lucky you!
You need a medal
I'm sorry, I don't like to criticise children but one of those girls is a rank amateur. The only reason to return to a store is if you haven't managed to persuade parents to buy you what you want the first time so you have to wear them down. I should give lessons on this stuff.
Now you know how us fellas feel when you drag us shopping 



Oh dear I been there before. Your tweets are funny
I know its me reveling in schadenfreude, but this thread gives me great pleasure. 


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