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@talkRADIO Breakfast Show presenter 6.30am-10am Mon-Fri. Journalist, broadcaster, after-dinner speaker, awards host. Preferred pronoun: she/her imperial majesty

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    1. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      You see, this is my problem with shopping. Look at all these stools and benches. I’ve been standing in this shop for what feels like a week now and I’m not allowed to sit on any of them. Grrrrr.pic.twitter.com/3NIx1hIyGv

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    2. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      I think all six girls are now trying on the *same* top. A tenner says none of them buy it.

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    3. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      Just been told off by the shop security guard for sitting on the stairs. He seems very cross. I think I might get arrested for loitering soon.

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    4. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      I think even the 12 year olds are flagging by now. I’m going to start a campaign for shops to be legally required to have chairs. The fightback starts now.

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    5. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      Four hours in and there have been purchases. Five girls have outfits. One left. FOUR HOURS, people.

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    6. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      Well, this is going to come as a HUGE a surprise to everyone but we’re now back in the second store we went to. You know, the one with no sodding chairs. Not sure the security man is too pleased to see me.

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    7. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      Right, we’ve made it to Top Shop and it feels like we’re on the final furlong. The last girl without an outfit is looking confident. And they have comfy seats near the changing rooms so... YAY!

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    8. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      People, I have news. The last girl of the six 12 year olds has a new top for the school disco. Phew. There is talk of heading home soon. I fear it is only talk. I don’t want to get my hopes up.

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    9. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      Okay, so now we’re getting drinks at a cafe in Top Shop. As they don’t offer pints of vodka, I’m holding off til I get home. I remember home. It was a nice place I once used to spend time in with sofas and TVs... and vodka.

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    10. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      Drinks. Now walk with the drinks. Quicker.pic.twitter.com/DbP5Gj6QYj

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      Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      We. Are. Now. Back. In. The. First. Shop. We. Started. In. At. Half. Past. Sodding. Ten. This. Morning. Aaaaaarrrrrgggh.

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        2. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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          We’re going home! We’re going home!!!!!!!!!

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        3. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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          The shopping trip is officially over. Six girls. Six hours. And the only thing I bought for myself all day...?pic.twitter.com/AlzETG28yb

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        1. neil kelley‏ @odiousjones Jan 11
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        1. Stuart‏ @stuart180 Jan 11
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          #PrayForJulia

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        1. Old Aunt Maud‏ @Dollface196 Jan 11
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          The last bit sounded like a sketch from the late and very great Victoria Wood.

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        1. Graham Kemp‏ @accountingetc Jan 11
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          You need to Take. Back. Control.

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        1. Jill‏ @witherjay Jan 11
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          Judging by the amount of drinks you appear to have lost a 12 year old.

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        2. Gareth Howells‏ @thetudorist Jan 11
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          I have just lit a candle for you. Godspeed, and good luck.

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        1. Stuart Briggs‏ @Stuart_Briggs Jan 11
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          What are you wearing?! Ha.

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        1. Mick  ❌  🇬🇧Brexit for Britain‏ @MicknDenise1978 Jan 11
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          Lucky you!☺️

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        1. ricky dorling‏ @r_w_d_1962 Jan 11
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          http://You.need.wine .

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        1. 𝕋𝕚𝕟𝕒𝔹𝕠𝕓‏ @tinabobuk Jan 11
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          You need a medal

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        1. Volvofax‏ @volvogirl974 Jan 11
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          I'm sorry, I don't like to criticise children but one of those girls is a rank amateur. The only reason to return to a store is if you haven't managed to persuade parents to buy you what you want the first time so you have to wear them down. I should give lessons on this stuff.

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        1. richard simcox‏ @richwolves41 Jan 11
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          Now you know how us fellas feel when you drag us shopping 😫😫😂😂

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        1. Julie Brant‏ @Julesbusinessuk Jan 11
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          Oh dear I been there before. Your tweets are funny

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        1. Bob White  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇬🇧 🐸‏ @Bob_NW123 Jan 11
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          I know its me reveling in schadenfreude, but this thread gives me great pleasure. 😂🤣😂

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