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@talkRADIO Breakfast Show presenter 6.30am-10am Mon-Fri. Journalist, broadcaster, after-dinner speaker, awards host. Preferred pronoun: she/her imperial majesty

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    1. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      It’s like herding cats with pocket money they are desperate to spend

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    2. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      Okay, so here’s another thing. There are other 12 year old girls also shopping today. I can’t tell which ones are my responsibility to stop from getting abducted and which ones I can ignore.

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    3. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      You see, this is my problem with shopping. Look at all these stools and benches. I’ve been standing in this shop for what feels like a week now and I’m not allowed to sit on any of them. Grrrrr.pic.twitter.com/3NIx1hIyGv

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    4. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      I think all six girls are now trying on the *same* top. A tenner says none of them buy it.

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    5. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      Just been told off by the shop security guard for sitting on the stairs. He seems very cross. I think I might get arrested for loitering soon.

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    6. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      I think even the 12 year olds are flagging by now. I’m going to start a campaign for shops to be legally required to have chairs. The fightback starts now.

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    7. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      Four hours in and there have been purchases. Five girls have outfits. One left. FOUR HOURS, people.

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    8. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      Well, this is going to come as a HUGE a surprise to everyone but we’re now back in the second store we went to. You know, the one with no sodding chairs. Not sure the security man is too pleased to see me.

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    9. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      Right, we’ve made it to Top Shop and it feels like we’re on the final furlong. The last girl without an outfit is looking confident. And they have comfy seats near the changing rooms so... YAY!

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    10. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      People, I have news. The last girl of the six 12 year olds has a new top for the school disco. Phew. There is talk of heading home soon. I fear it is only talk. I don’t want to get my hopes up.

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      Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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      Okay, so now we’re getting drinks at a cafe in Top Shop. As they don’t offer pints of vodka, I’m holding off til I get home. I remember home. It was a nice place I once used to spend time in with sofas and TVs... and vodka.

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        2. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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          Drinks. Now walk with the drinks. Quicker.pic.twitter.com/DbP5Gj6QYj

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        3. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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          We. Are. Now. Back. In. The. First. Shop. We. Started. In. At. Half. Past. Sodding. Ten. This. Morning. Aaaaaarrrrrgggh.

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        4. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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          We’re going home! We’re going home!!!!!!!!!

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        5. Julia Hartley-Brewer‏Verified account @JuliaHB1 Jan 11
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          The shopping trip is officially over. Six girls. Six hours. And the only thing I bought for myself all day...?pic.twitter.com/AlzETG28yb

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        2. stefan roy‏ @1stefan Jan 11
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          Next time take a hip-flask and turn that coffee, Irish.

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        3. Amanda‏ @Jackstarbright Jan 11
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          Won’t need to if she waits a year. I’m pretty sure 13 is the minimum age for ‘the adult in charge’ being allowed to sit in the Costa next door to Top Shop, with a book, ALL DAY. It was my rule, anyway. 💅🏻

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        1. The Average Brit‏ @Centreright16 Jan 11
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          Grab yourself a hi-vi yellow vest while you are there Julia, I think you were right when you said about the pitchfork scenario being needed.

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        1. Davy knox‏ @Davek85175302 Jan 11
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          Best to take it with you Julia😂😂

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        1. Julie Brant‏ @Julesbusinessuk Jan 11
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          Funny 😂

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        1. David_BB‏ @DAVID__BB Jan 11
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          This is probably where the monotonous communist planned economy does seem to have a point ? But even USSR made sure there was no shortage of vodka...

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