Not quite sure how I got roped into this but I am currently in Oxford Street supervising (ie. walking behind and only speaking when spoken to) six 12-year-old girls on a day off school shopping for outfits for a school disco. Six of ‘em. Oh, and I hate shopping. #whatwentwrong
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My view right now. I’m hiding.pic.twitter.com/MJ0NQqNXh9
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It’s like herding cats with pocket money they are desperate to spend
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Okay, so here’s another thing. There are other 12 year old girls also shopping today. I can’t tell which ones are my responsibility to stop from getting abducted and which ones I can ignore.
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Replying to @JuliaHB1
Do the same as I did with my kids, pick a favourite one with greatest earning capacity and keep that one close. It’s been a few years I suppose I really should start looking for my son, or get his face on a milk bottle, whatever the thing to do is nowadays
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