Pretty good boyfriend material though......
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Still can't find the button though, to ring that bell.



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No ding dong then ..
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He is like a Labour MP fumbling around blindfolded, without a clue about what he is doing, or what it takes to achieve a resolution.
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Steven, you’ve made my day! Likening a weirdo light switch licker to Labour MPs - genius



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When does licking the bell end?
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For years women have complained that men don’t know where their doorbell is. Come on. Give the guy a break.
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Probably be a friend of Owen Jones.
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A Remoaner wanting a people’s vote.
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Why would he want to lick your door bell ?
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Because you work at the old peoples home and your fingers went through the toilet paper then you rang the bell.

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Hunt him down and get him on the show! Odds on he's a remainer.
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Apparently he was breastfed by a front door. Should have gone to Specsavers!
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Mummy-you’ve licked all the chocolate off the digestives and put them back in the tin
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Is that not one of the most gross things you have ever seen.
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Gives me the creeps!
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My door handle was damp this morning.
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