Zombies?
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Orks goblins trolls and vampires will invade when the EU blocks the sun out.
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Fan - bloody - tastic. How exciting!
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Is oxygen at risk as well now? Project Fear back up and runnning.
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I only hope my vote at the next GE arrives JIT.
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Sorry mate, it’s in a lorry queue on the M20.
#brexit
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I heard that we will be taxed on Clouds that drift over Europe, is that true ?



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That's NOT in the 585 page agreement.





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Theresa said so , so it must be
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They Never run out of bullshit
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NO WATER .......... WE WILL STILL BE OK .........pic.twitter.com/rGotsRs5wr
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'leaked' 'water supplies' ?
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What about fire? I need my fire!!!
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Does Julia now think we add oxygen to the air to make it breathable?
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Supplies of both marzipan and coconut Ritter Sport should be highest priority of any negotiations.
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On a happier note, millions of children across the nation are rejoicing at the prospect of no deal signalling a dire Brussels sprouts shortage this Christmas
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These reports are quite pathetic, I'm old enough to remember life before the EEC/EU & Smartphones, there were no problems whatsoever we joined the EEC to trade not to be told what to do by some Pisspot in Brussels.
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On the plus side I won’t have to keep paying an extortionate water bill
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Just hearing that the plagues of boils, frogs and locusts are still a possibility in the event of a no-deal Brexit...
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No Mars bars within 2 weeks of no-deal Brexit! Let's call the whole thing off.
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