I wonder what Theresa May carries in her handbag. A snake and three weasels I reckon.
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I refute that Ms Hartley-Brewer, I have never been in Kate's handbag, and certainly not with a tarantula in tow!
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20 regal king size, a box of durex, mars bar and her fone obviously.
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A drunk tarantula?

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4 condoms in case William gets frisky
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Tarantula's name is Stella, making the whole thing confusing,
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2 spare pairs of pants, a can of red bull and a signed copy of 50 shades
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She is a heavy smoker so a spare 50 grams of Amber Leaf
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Her favourite LOL dolls.
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That’s because some flunky is following behind with a massive hold-all full of stuff for her
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Four candles
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Unworthy! A money off vocher for Alton Towers An A-Z on London An American-English phrase book Her keys
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Keep away from the Stella - they ruined it in UK when they reduced alcohol from 5.2% to 4.8% for tax reasons. It's essentially a different beer - really does taste like pi55 now :)
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Rizzlas,nit comb, rape alarm, diazepam
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Made I larf
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Straight To the tower Julia ! 3cans and a spider
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Nasty. Good to know she’s has a tarantula, though
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