If I may suggest your Imperial Majesty, if the cake fell short of expectations just blame Brexit. And Preosecco? I associate my bubbly wine with English Sparkling... (OK I'm not Trendy and etc....but you know what I mean).
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I remember that .. now it's grandchildren's sleepovers ..but at least retirement means we have time to get over it !!
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Remember, we should all cut down on alcohol, But ,we are not quitters !

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Life is too bloody miserable; life is too bloody short
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Come 29th March our lovely
@vineyards_wine will supply us with Pol Roger champers which we will have with our#BREXIT full fat breakfast, in pint glasses the way Churchill drank at lunch, so horses for courses... enjoy your bubbles
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That is appalling. What kind of mother are you. It's your little girls birthday party and you have resorted to drinking Prosecco? This is outrageous.. Cava is so much nicer, has less sugar and doesn't rot the teeth...plus you get p*ssed quicker x
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Just ONE? You wimp.
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Been there, done that, come out the other side. Well done Julia!
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Enjoy...another couple of years & you’ll be wondering why they are all inexplicably garrulous until you find the Prosecco bottle, empty, stashed under her bed
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Use it to toast ‘The Fallen’.Their Families were unable to throw parties for them.
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Fuck that, am still in the childless phase
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Thoughts and prayers.
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Are you aware of the “Drink Aware” initiative regarding safe units Julia?.. - Your health & wellbeing is of paramount importance of course
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my kinda of mum haha
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