Ah yes - I remember those days! Don't let them see fear!
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*sends gin*
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I hope you've given your husband the afternoon off to go out and watch the Rugby.
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You should have seen his face when I read that to him!
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It shouldn’t take YOU long to blow up the balloons, Julia

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Here’s a deal! You give me £13B per annum, and I will tell you what balloons you can have, and what colour and shape they’ll be. No, you won’t have a say in choosing. No you can’t see my accounts. Everything is to be agreed by my 27 mates.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You’ll look back on this on nights when you’re sitting up in the early hours, waiting for her to come home and miss this simpler time

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Come here instead. Nicer weather, better food, no kidspic.twitter.com/lHlZ94S0gw
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When you can't deal with a kids party, but think BREXIT is easy....pic.twitter.com/saqhcN36uv
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When you can’t deal with losing so you want stop Brexit
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When you call yourself a libertarian and don't know what it actually means.
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I’m a classic liberal. Less government, more freedom.
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John Locke would turn in his grave.
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Please enlighten me on what a libertarian is then smart guy? You seem to have all the answers yet find it difficult to actually provide any
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