Use it as a way of educating said child in the ways of the Socialist. Take the chocolate and explain that you are redistributing it to other children who couldn't be bothered to go trick or treating themselves.
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Or children who live in a poor area, and despite their best efforts didn't get much.
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Enterprise Daniel. The kids from the nearest 'poor' area came onto our estate and had a great time. Lots of goodies.
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That is nice to hear. Sometimes, you can be unlucky, and in those circumstances, my parents would encourage us to share with the unlucky kids on our street.
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That is wonderful parenting right there

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I fancy a crack at the North Korea gig if the price is right

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We gain nothing by "shouting" at one another.
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Typical Tory. Stealing the hard earned rewards of labour..
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I told my 6 year old I was going to tax her 50% and explained the system of taxes in adult life, she said I could have all the ones she didn't like ! Impressed that a 6 year old has negotiating skills
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She still had some left?! Her fault entirely. I’d have probably eaten the kid by now too if it’d been dipped in chocolate.
Kids today. Not like the old days. 
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My child got a grand total of 11 sweets and said she was happy and wanted to go home
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Totally acceptable. Better someone else sacrificed their health than that of a child.
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I regularly take one for the team in that regard. Top flight parenting, if you ask me.
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Not dissimilar to the
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I've raided my daughter's christmas stocking for chocolate, so you're in the clear.
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Brexit! Because you know what would a tweet be without someone bringing it in to every conversation. In fact will Brexit have an effect on Halloween in the UK?!

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Make Halloween great again
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