Well, I'm popping round to yours. DING DONG
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Bucket of water in your hand also works, shouting "Treat"!! Never had any returns...

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Having bought and renovated this house (my cat approved) I would lurk up dark lane, 31st, waiting for them, they twittering in expectation & me swathed in bandages and doused in ketchup. The buggers never came back next year.pic.twitter.com/mrQzmwnOT5
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Is that Caitlyn Jenner?
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Trick then?! Hehe jk
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Ah but which is it?!!
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So does starting you chainsaw and laughing like a maniac
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I just say, “I give in! What is it?” They usually walk away looking confused....
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I have a CD of horror sound effects that I play loudly. I also dress up open the door and then they just run away thinking that they have strayed into a real occultist.
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I might come trick or treating to your house in that case.
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I’m coming to your house Julia
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I'll bring my own candy its rock hard
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Or you could try the Micky Flanagan approach and keep a cup of cold piss next to the front door
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I answer with an armed regiment and say now try and rob me lol

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Only thing is JHB they think you in a mummy costume
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I guess ‘BOO’ got you in too much trouble eh?
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