I open the door naked and shout WHATTTTT?
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Works on Jehovahs Witnesses too.

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I’ll give a pound to anyone kids doing our traditional penny for the guy
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I ask them where the word 'Halloween' comes from.
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The yearly begging spree.
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With the price of oil and the gas to boil it, I need a different approach this year...
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I don't answer. The lefty liberal elitist policy of what I call 'the cult of the child', where all adults are dangerous & all children victims makes interaction with children a very dangerous scenario. Lives & reputations can be ruined now that adult men are liberalist targets.
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Hosepipe in the letterbox
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Tell them to “go away”. Do NOT encourage this ridiculous trend.
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Are laxative chocolates still available?
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Not just sweets. Give the little blighters a good scare to shit their pants too, and their mothers loitering at the gates! Iooking forward to tomorrow evening. And I have many decorations and the most scary mask!! Scooping out pumpkin today. Gunge will be used on naughty folk!!!
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