According to today’s @TheSun I’m gay, when taking the highly-scientific study of finger length into account. How do you guys fare?
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Bent as a nine bob note. I'll have to sit down with the wife and kids later to explain how I'm living a lie. 
How many people on this thread know what a "bob" is?
Just me and you John. Possibly Julia but she's quite posh.
Oh no!!!
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