According to today’s @TheSun I’m gay, when taking the highly-scientific study of finger length into account. How do you guys fare?
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Julia, could you clarify whether this is a compliment or an insult?
She doesn't need to clarify anything. She clearly said her "FRIENDS" or do you know her friends better than she does ?
I don’t care how it was meant I’m taking it as a compliment #BecauseImWorthIt 
You go, girl!
Bent as a nine bob note. I'll have to sit down with the wife and kids later to explain how I'm living a lie. 
How many people on this thread know what a "bob" is?
Just me and you John. Possibly Julia but she's quite posh.
'Gang' eh? Do they hang around colleges stealing long out of date condoms from 'Straight' Handed boys cause they can slip into their wallets undetected with their special 'Gay' Fingers?
David: keep your fantasies to yourself, girlfriend 

*sticks fingers down throat*
According to today's Sun...
17 years ago it was the opposite that men with long ring fingers were the most hetero. "A LINK between long ring fingers, masculinity & footballing ability has been uncovered by scientists who examined the hands of dozens of top soccer players, e.g. Paul Gascoigne & Alan Shearer"
"Men with long ring fingers compared to their index fingers are highly masculinised before birth - early exposure to testosterone is important in males for the formation of the heart and in determining ability in spatial judgment."https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1324293/Fingers-hold-clue-to-footballing-prowess.html …
In the middle or at one of the ends?
My right hand says I’m gay and my left hand says I’m straight does that make me ambiSEXtrous.
I’m outraged he’s not. Outraged I say!
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