I had a twat tell me on Friday night that my ordering steak had contributed to the storm in Dublin the previous night.
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Damn you.
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Nah, not a chance. Loads more hot air comes out of you than methane from your average cow's
backside
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Damn you twitter why has my silly cartoon cow picture come out as horse? Are we still being fenced boeuf de cheval
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It's twitters way of suggesting you refrain from tweeting in future.
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Phew, bet you knock em dead at the local comedy club. What's your act called, sans charisma




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Any excuse, check.
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