You’ve had one poll @JuliaHB1 you can’t have another one LoL
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Sod the sex, I could be welding and tinkering with the motorbike...,
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10 mins and done ..flaff around all you like after that.
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My girlfriend is convinced she's being stalked....well she's not actually my girlfriend yet...
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It's both, surely...!
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I don't suppose faff off has the same ring to it!
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I don't know. I rather like it!
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SEXIT. (Sex where you leave the orgy but expect the orgasms to keep flowing anyway).
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Sex, when it's good it's fantastic....when it's bad....it's still pretty good
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Apparently it falls under “TV” using “Netflix and chill”
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Depends on if you use contraception . With it's faffing, without it's getting stuff done.
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We usually faff, watch a film and have sex, make tea and feed the cat in the commercial break ( not always in that order)

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I imagine one could lump sex and watching a film together as if it’s on itv it comes with handy 3 minute commercial breaks.

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3 minutes?!!! Stamp you stallion!!!
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That’s twice
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Depends who it's with.
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Combine the two. Start with some “fluffing” and see where you end up.
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There's always one


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