So they call it faffing these, I'll ask my wife if she fancies having a faff, perhaps on the kitchen table 

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I’d call it mummy and daddy time. That’s what I call it.
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Go for option 2 Julia, and how good it is to see that the verb "faff" is still alive and well !!
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Stirring your cauldron?
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What about option 3....bottle of wine + hanky panky.....just saying
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Or maybe hanky panky, then the bottle of wine. Seems to work better after a certain age!
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The third one
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Only one way to deal with this...
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Continue campaigning for a clean Brexit e.g No let up for the scum trying to betray us.
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Or in bed with a bottle of champagne and a dozen oysters!
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Will that be in your "safe place"?

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Sex always good
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How about log off twitter for once ?
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Sod the sex get some kip !
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