Just got round to watching last night’s episode of #TheBodyguard. It’s a bit rubbish, isn’t it? The series started out with great promise but now it’s just terrible acting, even worse dialogue, no Keeley Hawes & not even any naked bodyguards. Can’t see the point anymore.
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You have both just ruined this series for me now!

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I'm sorry! But once you hear Shrek you can't unhear it!
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I need to go back and unread that tweet!!


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You should never listen to a word I say anyway.
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Donkeee.... Donkeeeeeee....
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