Anyone who tweets me that I should have SEWN them on will be instantly blocked. I’m not a sodding 1950s housewife.
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I see your labels, and I’ll raise you a screaming hyperactive toddler. Wanna swap?
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Have you tried muting him/her?
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She hid that remote a while ago. Considering defenestration but fear that might be illegal.
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Well, she’s asleep now, and therefore beautiful again. If she kicks off later I’ll just dose her up with Jameson’s and send her first class to my folks. They always appreciate mail.
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At least someone won't mistakenly take your child's drier.
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The sticky ones we use never come off. Don’t get dragged into the idea that because it’s more effort it must be better!
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No, the ones I use don’t usually come off for a year or so. Dunno what I did wrong this time!
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It's probably down to brexit. Don't worry, the plague of moths will soon destroy the clothes so none of this will matter.
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I am receiving an FBPE attack from Grayling and his followers. But they are only talking to themselves as I have muted them. So I think my morning is probably better.
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Well played sir
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This is why I've named my children Marks & Spencer
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Why do you think Kate and Wills called their lad Prince “George “...
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For child one, I actually sewed them on. Terrible idea. Sharpie is your best friend
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Never forget “No nails”. Perfect for hems .
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