You have to deal with the criticism as soon as they walk in the door......I like to hit them with the killer line...…"I love Fruit Pastilles and you didn't buy me them as a Child....is it because you didn't love me?" They wont dare critic you for the whole visit!
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We could keep in touch... Does she know you're a xenephobe racist?? It'll be fun!! Put her in touch...
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Augean Stables got nothing on the filth she spews
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How does she know where I live
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I have some shake n vac left.
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Have you saved all your washing till she turns up
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You mean you weren’t engineered in a laboratory out of one of Katie Hopkins’ used tampons and an old hairbrush? Wow.
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I don’t envy the poor woman.
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Did I say anything to the contrary,
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I'm assuming by now she already knows youre a messy cow Julia..
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Julia is sikh...so you do know that is a hate crime ,right ? sikh to death of rarfs like you.
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Every Jewish household on a Friday
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Zoflora the shit out of everything...I'm panicking for you!
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Will she be wearing a burka?
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Let me guess - you and her look nothing like each other

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Quickly.
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Have you perfected clutching your throat and saying “how much ?”
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