He will fill the dishwasher when he is reincarnated as a woman {joke}
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Do you secretly not actually give a crap about anything?
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I openly don’t give a crap
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good for you, why do you go on programmes like Question Time then, is it the fee or do you like pretending you do give a crap?
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Humour is happiness.
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Haha Neil thinks you dont understand a pretty simple sentence. Sheeesh kebab.
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Take on Julia at your peril.
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Happiness will not be found asking why the dishwasher is full, you will find greater pleasure in punishing those that did not empty it.
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