'when I said I was a genius I meant to say moron. I think that is clear'
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You can't? Or you can? It's best to ask twice these days.
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"I said the word "launch" instead of "lunch".
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I pressed the nuke button when I really wanted the nurse call...
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You mean you can, obv.
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The absolute state of the child who Brexiteers hope will give them a trade deal to partially shield the catastrophic effects of Brexit
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The absolute state of Jean Claude Juncker when he’s had a few during work hours. To think this man is the EU president .. shudder.
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Bit like when Boris said £350m for the NHS when he meant to say “not” £350m.
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1st Trump made the statement then Rand Paul went on TV and praised Trumps words. Trump responded via twitter thanking RP for his support. Then Trump says he meant the opposite. It doesn’t work does it?
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You mean you can?
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PLUS why was Trump still tweeting that the 'fake news' media were to blame not long before he did his U-turn? Easy answer: The backlash, incl from senior Republicans and even his beloved Fox News.
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Me neither. Who knew he could read?!
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Whats the big deal?....
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The problem is with all the hysteria over nothing the real issues tend to blend in with all the others.
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The trouble with a stupid man is that he doesn't have the cognitive ability to appreciate *not being stupid*... and just how *stupid* his stupidity looks.
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Easy mistake to make
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