Because the she’d just be the five o’clock shadow lady.
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She'd then be out of work.
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Same reason Britain can't just leave the EU. That would be too easy wouldn't it.
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Possibly, like eyebrows these days, she could shave it off, and then draw it back in with a heavy felt pen or something.
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It’d grow back stronger
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Then she wouldn’t be the bearded lady!
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Suspect woman without a beard would not attract many spectators.
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It just grows back thicker ....
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It grows back faster & thicker surprised you didn't know this
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..because she lives in Shoreditch..
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The same reason the ex-leper in Monty Python's Life of Brian was so miffed at Jesus for curing him.
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Thankfully we don't have freak shows nowadays - we have Love Island, Big Brother and I'm a Celebrity instead
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Imagine the twitter reaction if she did!
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Sat through it at the urging of my daughters, thoroughly enjoyed it much to my surprise
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Nominative determinism.
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It's dreadful. Like a massive Take That video; I went to bed!
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