If @JMPSimor is your barrister and she bills you for an hour’s work from 12pm to 1pm on 26th June, I’d query that invoice if I were you. She’s been busy arguing on Twitter about a girl @Lugey6 carrying a bag on the Tube.
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Hello Julia. Could we start to call all remoaners “Jamie” so we can simply reply to all thier posts with this picture and save ourselves the time and trouble of trying to reason with the unreasonable.pic.twitter.com/vK1QRSP2gM
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I most humbly stand corrected.
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It's a thing, it's like tourettes, I can't help it
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No problem Martin, I’m afraid my smelling has never been terribly good

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Must resist urge to correct deliberate (and funny) mistakepic.twitter.com/kCO98OWkc5
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Matrix Chambers. All you need to know.
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How can a QC be so dense?
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Such delicious irony.
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I wouldn’t be surprised if she deleted that appalling tweet.
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She has some serious issues, the woman's obsessed, bless her

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