Quite simply, if I sent my wife, what is in real terms, an highly “unpersonalised” box of shite, I’d be lucky if I did not get it wrapped around my neck; deservingly so.
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Stay single...The World Cup ain't a problem.. not these days anyway..


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A whole £14.99? That's high maintenance..
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Trying to figure Lord Sugar's beliefs. Only men like football, only women like sweets, only men like women or something else?
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Fortunately, divorce papers also fit through a standard letter box without any problem whatsoever.
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Sorry love I'd like to watch a sporting event that is on once every 4 years. Don't worry after a month we can carry on watching xfactor.strictly. 1 hour of soaps every night and love island etc etc. Bollocks.
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Al Amstrad eh. Enough already.
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Almost as if it’s perfectly judged to cause outrage and publicity.
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Oh contraire, it will end with predictably hilarious results
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Too much Sugar?
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What do I buy her the 11 other months of the year?
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Sweets!!! One of the causes of Diabetes, obesity, & tooth decay I'll take 10 boxes should keep her quite for the next month!
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New dress. Shoes and a ring needed.
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