lol they changed the headline to make it sound less apocalyptic
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She's writing this for me. I fucked up a pie crust last night, but i am out of practice
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They’re hard!
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haven't been out of the house in 5 years and all my friends are dead. I still read the paper to know if we've forgotten how to make pie
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So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie
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"we no longer sprinkle enough poor people's tears"
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My wife used to do this but there were just too many stray dogs, cats, and mice floating through our yard on the wafting aroma.
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