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Jason Swindon
@Jswindon
Known for rearranging the 26 letters of the alphabet in a way that brings laughter to the world. Copywriter by day, gamer by night, writer at heart.
/\/¯¯¯¯¯\/\ , South AfricaJoined April 2010
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🚨 RESULT | SOUTH AFRICA WIN BY 6 RUNS
Ayabonga Khaka claimed 4/29 before Shabnim Ismail defended 13 runs in the final over to seal our spot in the #T20WorldCup FINAL!!!!!!
#SAvENG #MyHero #AlwaysRising
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Forever in awe of this team for giving us some incredible moments to cherish this inaugural #SA20 season 💙
Thank you, Pitori. We'll be back next season to #RoarSaamMore 🤝
#CapitalsUniverse
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Talk about overachieving
This isn’t a Twitter “feud.” tried to overthrow our government. He inspired a deadly mob to storm the Capitol. And I think that deserves ridicule. So fuck him.
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I can’t believe Mike Pence has seen Gaga live and I haven’t
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*Logs onto Twitter to see what terrible things are happening in the world today*
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I was recently asked to throw out the first pitch at a Yankees game but I didn’t do it because I’m lying.
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Kinda messed up that adds this to their Voucher Ts&Cs "any balance of the voucher will be forfeited". So people who booked over the most expensive weekend of the year (Easter) now just lose their balance after re-booking in the future?
I feel like there's a "piel" joke waiting here...
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I loved him the moment I saw him on stage at the Edinburgh Festival in 1963. So many laughs,moments of total hilarity onstage and off we have all shared with him. It’s too sad if you knew him,but if you didn’t you will always smile at the many wonderfully funny moments he gave us
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I can’t believe Disney is using black voice actors in the new Lion King instead of real talking lions.
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My younger self would be rather disappointed if he knew that the 2019 version was even contemplating wishing a happy 15th birthday...
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Happy Birthday Chester. Miss you so much, buddy.
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What are you going to do to #MakeChesterProud today, Linkin Park fans?
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"The Oscars are so boring! Now excuse me while i sit here for 3 hours watching it to make sure that it remains boring!"
#Oscars #AcademyAwards
Humans give little gold humans out to other humans who pretend to be other humans the best
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