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Josh Raby
@JoshRaby
A lady in my local paper once referred to me as “a yo-yo idiot person.”
Nashville, TNyoutube.com/user/LocalAirS…Born November 24Joined January 2009

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The year is 2057. All roads are radioactive. Bandits travel the woods and green spaces on four wheelers. Gerard Butler has to get his family from Tampa to Ft. Lauderdale as quickly as possible. Big setpiece where they’re hanging from drones as the bad guys chase them on stilts.
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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) signed a bill on Thursday that will allow new roads in the state to be built with “radioactive” mining waste that has been linked to cancer. trib.al/en8vDcw
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I never had a problem with Mutt swinging with the monkeys and I was always kinda surprised that became the thing people locked onto
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it’s bananas that professors will start decades-long blood feuds because someone didn’t cite their unpublished manuscript and meanwhile every person in a service job has to be like “yes I will clean up your child’s vomit and smile while doing so, have a nice day”
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I had a physical reaction. Heart sped up, whole face went numb. I know this might sound overmuch, but it really was that arresting.
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Still thinking about ASTEROID CITY and the lighting in the lattice patio scene. Stunning.
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I love how this image looks like an old magazine ad for Diet Coke
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🥤 The World Health Organisation is set to declare a common sweetener, used in products such as Diet Coke, could possibly cause cancer. Read more 👇 telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/06/2
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You know what else is carcinogenic? Carrageenan. You know what that’s in? Protein shakes. Lunch meat. Toothpaste. Good luck.
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Hate to jump back into the puriteen discourse, but I guess it really is the porn. I’m more convinced every time this comes around. They’ve Incognito Moded their own brains. I’m bummed for what they think a movie is/can be, but way more bummed for what they think sex is/can be.
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I could send this tweet to 27 women who work with me and receive 27 “Are you sure about that”s within seven minutes
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A writer learns the hard way that "I Think You Should Leave" seems to have a degenerative effect on the language of men who grew up learning to communicate and connect through Super Bad and Anchorman sound bites gq.mn/TlFbisH
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I love my partner so much I didn’t go to an advance screening of the new Mission: Impossible because she couldn’t join me. I want public record of this.
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