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Josh Berman
@JoshBerman19
Ghostwriter @ Libra Press. Finalist: Script Pipeline, Tracking Board, Screencraft. One day my dad will be glad I chose this life. Hot takes all my own.
Joined May 2019
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Everyone tuned into this game to watch Caitlin Clark and Jasmine Carson just showed up like
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It’s actually crazy that every teenager in the future now will have to remember the name Stormy Daniels to pass a high school history test
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Every Dem praying for Mueller to slay the dragon for years when the crusader we needed was in front of us all along
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Lance Reddick was one of those actors who most people outside the industry couldn’t name if asked, but almost anyone would recognize as “THAT guy!” because he was in so many different things and was memorable in all of them. Dude absolutely kicked ass. RIP
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Are we supposedly to believe that in between lighting $60 million on fire and thinking of new ways to sexually humiliate Lily Rose Depp on camera, Sam and The Weeknd did the due diligence of informing RS that they wrote a joke about their follower # and the expose is retaliation?
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.@RollingStone did we upset you?
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The absolute rush of impossibly triumphant blood I just felt on the checkout page for Seth Rogen's AirBnB only to find that the date was no longer available by the time I selected my payment method
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Nora Princiotti
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The NFC Championship Game is less than a quarter old and the 49ers have already * missed a clear challenge that would have stopped a TD drive * lost a fumble * had QB hurt and out * blocked Reddick with Tyler Kroft and/or no one * Warner scare * Bosa banged up FROM SIDELINE 🫠
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Cara Rothenberg
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Writers sending a "checking in" email: "hi so sorry to bug you just thought I'd check in since it's been 6 months haha but seriously take your time I know you're busy actually you don't even have to respond bc I am going to bury myself alive now thank you so much for your time"
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Do you spend an alarming amount of time each day speaking at your dog in full-on conversational sentences as if she understands you like me, or are you normal?
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My 2022 in film. Only 128 this year - I guess we’ve finally exited bubble life. (and fyi, obviously, not all of these were first time watches)
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The real Pizzagate was under our noses all along
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Romanian authorities needed proof that Andrew Tate was in the country so they reportedly used his social media posts. His ridiculous video yesterday featured a pizza from a Romanian pizza chain, Jerry's Pizza, confirming he was in the country. This is absolutely epic.
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According to the Romanian prosecutor’s office, the pizza box in Andrew Tate’s video didn’t lead to his detention. It took months to investigate & the anti-organized-crime unit seeks to bring the Tate brothers to trial. washingtonpost.com/world/2022/12/…
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I feel like not enough people are making the readily apparently Ben Shapiro/screenwriting and Hitler/art school connection, and we as a society should be talking about this more
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Are all the weird stans of the guy on here going to be sad when absolutely no one makes even a vague attempt at his life because what he “revealed” literally matters less their supposed cabal than the president’s dog nipping at secret service members?
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A very simple reality that I haven't seen anyone mention is that railway owners can last longer without profits than the rest of the economy can last without running trains. It's really no more complicated than that.
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I dragged my feet and refused to get on this app for so long because I felt it would suck up a ton of my time for marginal benefit - and that’s kind of what happened, but also it ruled, many of you guys are great, and I don’t want to see it go
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