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Many of you are asking for ‘Jorts merch’ but you could just use an orange marker and write I LIKE JORTS THE CAT on something you already have. (Also a great gift idea)
Then you can take the $28 you didn’t spend and donate it to a strike fund like one of these. Or ask around there are more strike funds.https://twitter.com/centralflaflcio/status/1473674694993846274?s=21 …
Support Workers on Strike This Holiday Season: a threadBut if you REALLY want exclusive Jorts and Jean merchandise there is only one way to get the real thing. You go to the animal shelter and say the secret password (“I would like to adopt at least one cat”) and then you adopt at least one cat. The cat is now your merch. Congrats
Just one more thought to add for all the great artists who made beautiful art for our little shared silly moment of internet good stuff, that is also awesome and nice.
Great job being creative and talented, I am very proud of all of you 
Please don’t sell me on Amazon. It makes me cry sad cat tears. A little kid might make that product for a starvation wage. Don’t do that to me
I bought a sweet potato.
Holy crap! I bought 6 lbs of sweet potatoes for Christmas dinner.... should I just hand them out instead of cooking them and say "With love from Jorts the Cat" to everyone as I pass them around the table.
I bought margarine, am I doing this right?
I'm going to go write I like Jorts in butter on my cat Maya.pic.twitter.com/MVB8o2pmsb
PLEASE DON'T BUTTER THE CAT!
Jorts merch that benefits strike funds 
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