Jorge Ortiz

@JorgeO

Purveyor of fine pizzas. Confessor to distraught nerds. Building the economic infrastructure of the internet . He/him. 🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈

San Francisco
Joined May 2007

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    It is wrestling karaoke but all of the wrestlers are in fursuits

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  2. 8 hours ago

    wait so is the masked singer basically furry karaoke? with crazy intros? i’m so confused what is happening

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  3. 9 hours ago
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  5. Jan 31

    What’s the point at which a country can no longer be considered a democracy?

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    Oh my god, look at this gay as hell lesbian doctor from a century ago

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  7. Jan 28

    I can’t wait to buy my Apple MaskPod. It will be $350 but have a mic with Siri built in. $20b/yr biz line for Apple.

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  8. Jan 27

    I’ve learned so much in my time working closely with Shreyas. This time, a great thread on: Pre-mortems — how to do it right so you don’t need a tough post-mortem.

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  9. Jan 27

    Also these old MacBook Pros. Pre- and post-MagSafe. Look how thicc they are!! They have so many ports!!

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  10. Jan 27

    - YC W08 Demi Day schedule (the only now-unicorn was then a hot-or-not Flash widget for MySpace) - graduation cap - ’s excellent strangebreak photos from Turkey - baby’s first moleskin Eat your heart out, Marie Kondo.

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  11. Jan 27

    - SF Public Library card (???) - many old CDs (mostly burned mixtapes, but also TI-89, Linksys router, Civ II, and CLRS “Algorithms in Java”) - many old hard drives (likely cringey taste in porn?) - many old chokers and bracelets (definitely cringey taste in clubbing attire!)

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  12. Jan 27

    - check from Y Combinator (never cashed) reimbursing interview travel expenses to Boston - Palantir’s 2006 Stock Plan (don’t ask) - the original / 1st gen Square reader (from their launch at Sightglass?!??) - many Foursquare badges - Randall Munroe autograph 😍

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  13. Jan 27

    Searching for old visa paperwork, opened a box last packed in 2010, never opened since. Found: - social security card (presumed lost) - Mexican gold coins (graduation presents, face value MXN$0.10, market value USD$4k) - first (HS-era) driver’s license (babyface alert!!)

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  14. Jan 24

    Galaxy brain: venture capitalists are true socialists for creating the 20% employee option pool

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  15. Jan 23

    10x engineers are real. Anyone can be a 10x engineer, it's easy. Just talk to your users.

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  16. Jan 19

    I caved and finally bought an Apple Watch. Send me your favorite tips, tricks, apps!

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  17. Jan 19

    Working closely with Shreyas taught me so much. This is a really great thread.

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  18. Jan 15

    Even Uber’s loyalty program ghosted me 😭

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  19. Jan 15

    Uber: Pay $25/mo for discounts on Rides+Eats. “Uber Pass automatically renews monthly until cancelled.” Me: Buys pass, switch ~all rides + food delivery to Uber + Eats for *months*. Uber: Does not renew Pass, in fact disappears it from app with no notice or email. I’m a chump.

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  20. Jan 14

    The Efficient Markets Hypothesis, but for code bases and technical debt: if a much-requested feature were easy to implement, someone would have implemented it already.

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