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    1. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Apr 16

      Is Tucker Carlson ok?pic.twitter.com/4hUsLAOC2Y

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      jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Apr 16

      dems: huh, this mayor pete guy is interesti— tucker carlson: ooooh yeahhhhh i betttt youuuuu doooooo dems: no, wast just saying his campai— tucker carlson: OOOH HE'S A NAUGHTY BOY WHO NEEDS A SPANKING dems: man what

      5:29 PM - 16 Apr 2019
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        2. Hillary Rowe‏ @hl_rowe Apr 16
          Replying to @JordanUhl

          I’m not gonna watch the video and just assume this is a verbatim transcript.

          2 replies 0 retweets 93 likes
        3. ⇱ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴏᴛᴇᴅ‏ @not_promoted Apr 16
          Replying to @hl_rowe @JordanUhl

          What if I told you Tuck actually says, "Consume him like a hearty stew, every last drop of Buttigieg." Would you believe me

          7 replies 6 retweets 132 likes
        4. Hillary Rowe‏ @hl_rowe Apr 16
          Replying to @not_promoted @JordanUhl

          Honestly, I didn’t believe you. So I went and watched. “Yum” 😳

          5 replies 2 retweets 76 likes
        5. ⇱ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴏᴛᴇᴅ‏ @not_promoted Apr 16
          Replying to @hl_rowe @JordanUhl

          Now I feel shitty for compelling somebody to watch that guy, I'm so sorry

          1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
        6. Hillary Rowe‏ @hl_rowe Apr 16
          Replying to @not_promoted @JordanUhl

          Nah, don’t feel bad. Though I do feel like I intruded on some of Tucker’s intimate thoughts.pic.twitter.com/cxGOex2fp2

          2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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        1. Chad Oswalt‏ @ChadOswalt1 Apr 16
          Replying to @JordanUhl @williamlegate

          Is tucker coming out?

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        1. JackBoi‏ @sckamar Apr 17
          Replying to @JordanUhl

          If you watch the whole clip, he's basically saying "I have these feelings and I don't know why" 😂🤣

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        2. PoliticalSis  ⚛ ♻️ 🌊 🔬 🗽 📎‏ @MelanieInMiami Apr 17
          Replying to @JordanUhl

          If Tucker's next comment includes a recommendation for a fine Chianti, we need to demand immediate Secret Service protection for Mayor Pete.

          1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
        3. Artemis‏ @Chaosfeminist Apr 17
          Replying to @MelanieInMiami @JordanUhl

          Fava beans

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        1.  🏳️‍🌈Dragonwolf77‏ @ResisterWolf Apr 17
          Replying to @JordanUhl

          Tuck - dude you gotta stop the poppers before going on air.

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        2. ANGÉLICA - ALGODÃO DOCE E GUARANÁ‏ @thegoldenspike Apr 17
          Replying to @JordanUhl @ChristophSouza

          How Tucker sees the situationpic.twitter.com/fuHr84pPXq

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        2. Thomas Palladino‏ @tompalladino Apr 17
          Replying to @JordanUhl

          @braddanielcohen dead

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        3. Brad Cohen‏ @braddanielcohen Apr 17
          Replying to @tompalladino @JordanUhl

          Mayor Pete broke Tucker Carlson. Doing the Lord’s work.

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        1. Illegally Started Local Milk Hen‏ @g0t_86d Apr 16
          Replying to @JordanUhl

          That "Yuuhmmmmm" is going to haunt my dreams for a while, so thx for the night terrors I guess. 👍

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        2. Karmaşık Dünyalı‏ @Vlntno01 Apr 16
          Replying to @JordanUhl

          Lol. On a serious note, look at eyes and lips, this man needs a full psychiatric evaluation. Creepy. Scary. Also, people will fully support him if he comes out, just in case he needed to hear this 😂

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        1. Julio Davila‏ @Noirceuil_182 Apr 17
          Replying to @JordanUhl

          I mean, Tucker is REALLY into the idea of "consuming Major Pete, YUM." LIKE REALLY INTO IT.

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