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    jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl 14 Jan 2019

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      1. madninnie‏ @madninnie2 14 Jan 2019
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        In his glory!

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      1. dr not a cat‏ @lintoinette 14 Jan 2019
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      1. Bralsin Fuller‏ @BralsinFuller 14 Jan 2019
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        Mmm, some cold ass McDonald's and Pizza Hut!

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      1. Ken Meltzer‏ @ken_meltzer 14 Jan 2019
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        Why does this guy always wear an overcoat indoors? Is he a flasher? Don't answer that question.

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      1. Mitch McConnell OnlyFans‏ @prosciuttopapi 14 Jan 2019
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        treat game way too strong 💪😩💦💦

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      2. Sam Schneidman‏ @sam_schneidman 14 Jan 2019
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        The real question tho is why no Chic- Fil-A. Very off-brand for him and Daddy Pence TBH

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      1. Pete Diviny‏ @DivinyPete 14 Jan 2019
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        Lmao!

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