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    jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 3

    In true American fashion I just DRONE STRIKED my Nike shoes! #MAGApic.twitter.com/0S9C6lgAkE

    6:51 PM - 3 Sep 2018
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    1,552 replies 3,933 retweets 21,982 likes
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      2. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 3

        jordan Retweeted Elaine Ratliff

        It's my right as an American to drone strike whatever I want in my own apartmenthttps://twitter.com/ElaineRatliff18/status/1036794875134521344 …

        jordan added,

        Elaine Ratliff @ElaineRatliff18
        Replying to @JordanUhl @real_farmacist
        Well that was stupid! Nike already got the money so who did you hurt?
        62 replies 98 retweets 2,073 likes
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      3. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 3

        jordan Retweeted

        It's not a parody. I 100% called in a drone strike on my shoes in my apartment. https://twitter.com/Godisasociopath/status/1036794750202871808 …

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        33 replies 121 retweets 2,556 likes
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      4. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 3

        jordan Retweeted  ⚡️Mister Resister ⚡️

        No, I just saw everyone burning their shoes so I wanted to use my drone strike machinehttps://twitter.com/misterresister2/status/1036796239596085248 …

        jordan added,

         ⚡️Mister Resister ⚡️ @misterresister2
        Replying to @JordanUhl
        Why? Because a guy protested unequal treatment of blacks by cops?
        24 replies 51 retweets 1,689 likes
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      5. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 3

        jordan Retweeted

        Not really, drones are really precise I probably would have been fine https://twitter.com/DaTruJBUG/status/1036796994587508736 …

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        13 replies 33 retweets 1,321 likes
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      6. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 3

        jordan Retweeted Alisa  🤪

        Eh, I probably would have been fine. It barely even burnt my carpet. Drones are really precise these days.https://twitter.com/xoxo_alisaa/status/1036797218009882626 …

        jordan added,

        Alisa  🤪 @xoxo_alisaa
        Replying to @JordanUhl
        Shouldve kept them on while doing it
        18 replies 20 retweets 1,018 likes
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      7. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 3

        jordan Retweeted Leslie Johnston

        Actually just sounds like you're jealous you don't know to call in a drone strikehttps://twitter.com/LLCate/status/1036797701856419840 …

        jordan added,

        Leslie Johnston @LLCate
        Replying to @JordanUhl
        You're on the wrong side of history, dude. @Nike has taken a moral stand against racism and that makes them winners.
        13 replies 43 retweets 1,175 likes
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      8. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 3

        jordan Retweeted

        Actually, jokes on you they were a gift so I didn't pay ANYTHING https://twitter.com/HPpurplefreak/status/1036798660703608832 …

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        26 replies 17 retweets 854 likes
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      9. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 3

        jordan Retweeted Bama Bugg

        How am I a dumbass because I have CONSUMER FREEDOM?https://twitter.com/BamaBugg9/status/1036801938195709959 …

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        0:03
        Bama Bugg @BamaBugg9
        DUMB ASS!!!RT @JordanUhl: In true American fashion I just DRONE STRIKED my Nike shoes! #MAGA pic.twitter.com/mZonLvtlDM
        8 replies 12 retweets 623 likes
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      10. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 3

        jordan Retweeted Nathan

        Actually I don't have a boyfriend, jokes on you I used to have a wife but she left me for her new boyfriend. Idiot!https://twitter.com/antigrifter/status/1036799829135974400 …

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        Nathan @antigrifter
        Replying to @JordanUhl
        Nike still got their money, genius...be it from you or your boyfriend. pic.twitter.com/dVrZSS5Q49
        27 replies 30 retweets 1,149 likes
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      11. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 3

        jordan Retweeted

        They were a gift from my ex wife who ran away with my brother, I didn't give Nike ONE PENNY! https://twitter.com/ChubbyLunchbox/status/1036804255913402368 …

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        37 replies 19 retweets 705 likes
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      12. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 3

        jordan Retweeted

        Drones are marvels of military tech, everyone should appreciate that https://twitter.com/secretdorkgirl/status/1036807506390130689 …

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        27 replies 11 retweets 519 likes
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      13. End of conversation
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      2. Margie Pringle‏ @roseshasteen Sep 4
        Replying to @JordanUhl

        Brag on your drone if you like. It just shows privilege. Those shoes could have gone to charity.

        6 replies 2 retweets 32 likes
      3. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 4
        Replying to @roseshasteen

        could have, but i shot a missile at them with my drone

        5 replies 1 retweet 155 likes
      4. Andy Richter‏Verified account @AndyRichter Sep 4
        Replying to @JordanUhl @roseshasteen

        Drone could’ve gone to charity too

        1 reply 2 retweets 232 likes
      5. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 4
        Replying to @AndyRichter @roseshasteen

        ok that's true

        1 reply 1 retweet 90 likes
      6. Andy Richter‏Verified account @AndyRichter Sep 4
        Replying to @JordanUhl @roseshasteen

        Could use the drone to shoot shoes at poor kids

        6 replies 7 retweets 315 likes
      7. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 4
        Replying to @AndyRichter @roseshasteen

        lmaoooo

        3 replies 0 retweets 54 likes
      8. KTB‏ @ktbmoore Sep 4
        Replying to @JordanUhl @AndyRichter @roseshasteen

        OMG, this thread. I can't stop laughing.

        0 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
      9. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Mombshell‏Verified account @secretdorkgirl Sep 3
        Replying to @JordanUhl

        You’re an ass

        9 replies 0 retweets 54 likes
      3. Tony Posnanski‏Verified account @tonyposnanski Sep 3
        Replying to @secretdorkgirl @JordanUhl

        You know Jordan just combined videos from the internet.

        4 replies 0 retweets 358 likes
      4. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 3
        Replying to @tonyposnanski @secretdorkgirl

        no, i actually called in a drone strike in my apartment which is a very real thing that regular people do. momb shell is right. i should not have DRONE STRIKED my own apartment.

        17 replies 7 retweets 913 likes
      5. Tony Posnanski‏Verified account @tonyposnanski Sep 3
        Replying to @JordanUhl @secretdorkgirl

        Then you are an ass!!!! How dare you Jordan HOW DARE YOU!

        5 replies 3 retweets 321 likes
      6. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Sep 3
        Replying to @tonyposnanski @secretdorkgirl

        i'm gonna drone strike more shoes, triggered much?

        13 replies 4 retweets 406 likes
      7. Tony Posnanski‏Verified account @tonyposnanski Sep 3
        Replying to @JordanUhl @secretdorkgirl

        I’m shaking. Don’t. You can’t. I’m crying and three Trump supporters are holding mugs under my face to drink my tears.

        16 replies 11 retweets 699 likes
      8. Jon Zal‏ @OfficialJonZal Sep 3
        Replying to @tonyposnanski @JordanUhl @secretdorkgirl

        No access to a drone, so I packed my Keurig with C4, threw it at my Nikes & detonated it with a round that I fired from my red, white & blue AR-15 (which, as you know, stands for “assault rifle”).

        16 replies 41 retweets 783 likes
      9. (((Josh))) - Amonomysh J‏ @jdlbrooklyn Sep 3
        Replying to @OfficialJonZal @tonyposnanski and

        Nuked mine from space. Was the only way to be sure.

        15 replies 5 retweets 383 likes
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