The headline is true but you're alternative headline is also true.

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OMFG
the most ridiculous statement I have seen all day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Also distrust the post but. what does that have to do with this
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The
@washingtonpost has literally no credibility left. Disgusting
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