ᶰᵒᵗ Jony Ive on Twitter: "How to get a MacBook Pro and 32 GB of RAM: https://t.co/qbWf2pSxgl"

@JonyIveParody

I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented #minimaluminiumalism. I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)

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1. 𝕂𝕚𝕞 𝕊𝕝𝕒𝕨𝕤𝕠𝕟‏ @OxC0FFEE 1 Nov 2016
  Replying to @JonyIveParody
  
  it's not funny because it's true
  
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1. genie_star‏ @genie_star 1 Nov 2016
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  WHAT THE FUCK @JonyIveParody? No #AppleCare?!
  
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1. MLGJeanmarc‏ @MLGJeanmarc 1 Nov 2016
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  http://www.downloadmoreram.com easy
  
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1. Tomer Cohen‏ @tomer 1 Nov 2016
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  @nixcraft It comes equipped with a Turbo button, as most computers from the early 90's!
  
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1. ItsMeAffe‏ @ItsMeAffe 1 Nov 2016
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  you buy 2 lmao
  
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1. iPhone Legende Actu‏ @IPL_Actu 1 Nov 2016
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  She is really beautiful details in the new MacBook Pro
  
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1. Loïc ‏ @loicmaestracci 1 Nov 2016
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  cc @c66
  
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1. Info.iosx‏ @info_iosx 1 Nov 2016
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1. Crazy Batman‏ @an0nus3r 1 Nov 2016
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  Do we get Apple Stock options with this ?
  
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1. Simon Godbout‏ @SimonGodbout 1 Nov 2016
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  Radeon Pro 455 2GB Memory, what a joke
  
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1. Jonathan Polley‏ @the_other_jon 1 Nov 2016
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  I want the MacBattery Pro, too.
  
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1. Aymar del Amo‏ @aymardelamo 1 Nov 2016
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  @MotionFX_es
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1. Owen Perry‏ @c83photo 1 Nov 2016
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  lol
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1. Sri Krishna‏ @krishnaghatti 1 Nov 2016
  Replying to @JonyIveParody @nixcraft
  
  with out a dedicated 'ESC' key ....using VIM will be tricky. No thank you Apple.
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