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I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented #Minimaluminiumalism. I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)

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    not Jony Ive ‏@JonyIveParody 13 Oct 2015

    If you’re so fucking concerned with using the Magic Mouse 2 while it charges, then buy a second Magic Mouse 2.pic.twitter.com/Og9HViGGMj

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      1. komocode ‏@komocode 13 Oct 2015

        @JonyIveParody who wants a magic mouse? you’re gonna get hand cramps, rest em away, and lose ergonomics. Yuck. Nobody wants a magic mouse.

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      2. not Jony Ive ‏@JonyIveParody 13 Oct 2015

        @komocode I will fucking smack you…pic.twitter.com/RZ3B4X8P9v

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
    1. Jeff  🎃 ‏@JeffTutorials 13 Oct 2015

      @JonyIveParody Lmfaooooo

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      1. Peter Wagenet ‏@wagenet 13 Oct 2015

        @jonyiveparody @reybango Nice :) Though supposedly two minutes of charge gives nine hours of use, so you're not out of commission for long.

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      2. Rey Bango ‏@reybango 13 Oct 2015

        @wagenet I wish I could use it but I have sweaty palms so it's a no go for me. :P

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    2. Robert Cottrell ‏@rgcottrell 13 Oct 2015 South Beach, San Francisco

      @JonyIveParody Or just don’t use a mouse. Why are you using a legacy 1980s input device anyway?

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      1. Phil Howard ‏@Gadgetoid 13 Oct 2015

        @JonyIveParody @omgmog I... I don't even... Apple seem to be getting away with increasingly terrible design. Maybe it's a social experiment.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      2. Max Glenister ‏@omgmog 13 Oct 2015

        @Gadgetoid and there's nothing wrong with using some rechargeable AAs, not sure how this was a necessary "upgrade"

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      3. Phil Howard ‏@Gadgetoid 13 Oct 2015

        @omgmog I gave up with Magic Mouse anyway, it's unusably terrible. Ridiculous @SteelSeries mice that look like exploded diagrams for me!

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    3. Lolilolbert ‏@Lolilolbert 13 Oct 2015

      @JonyIveParody or wait for Magic Mouse Air

      0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
    4. H6nry ‏@H6nry_ 13 Oct 2015

      @JonyIveParody Just wait until *he* invents fucking magical inductive charging in Magic Mouse 3

      0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    5. King G.G. ‏@garirry 13 Oct 2015

      @JonyIveParody Apologetically inconvenient design

      0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    6. Mr.Sparrow ‏@FVorobiov 13 Oct 2015

      @JonyIveParody it makes a fucking sense!

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    7. Chris Ridd ‏@chrisridd 13 Oct 2015

      @JonyIveParody @revolize the clue is the “2” in the name ;-)

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    8. Mike Dent ‏@mcdent 16 Oct 2015

      @JonyIveParody Just tell them you would *never* design it with a visible charging port! Do they not get it ;)

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    9. Pierre-Julien Grizel ‏@pjgrizel 14 Oct 2015

      .@JonyIveParody @nitot so you didn't plan an iMousepad with an amazing hole to pass the cable through ?!? Disappointed I am!

      0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
    10. Bidatzi ‏@bidatzi 13 Oct 2015

      @JonyIveParody @mgilbir Useful for those who use the mouse 24/7

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    11. Ruslan Kiianchuk ‏@zoresvit 16 Oct 2015 Santa Clara, CA

      @JonyIveParody @quantizer or just don't buy any :D

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    12. J the Magic Robot ‏@JTheMagicRobot 15 Oct 2015

      @JonyIveParody 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    13. ChuckO ‏@ChuckinCharly 15 Oct 2015

      @JonyIveParody @gassee Spoken like a true Englishman and Jaguar owner. #HowDoYouKeepaJagOnTheRoad_OwnTwo

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