ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive

@JonyIveParody

I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented . I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)

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minimaluminiumalism.com
Joined February 2013
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    1 Jul 2019

    The greatest T-shirt that we have ever done!

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  2. 2 hours ago

    Avengers… ASSEMBLE!

    Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson to star in Apple TV+ movie 'Ghosted' by
    1 reply 2 retweets 48 likes
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  3. Aug 27

    . with the best information, even if he does mispronounce aluminium.

    2 retweets 59 likes
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  4. Aug 27

    Developers are lucky Apple bothers to pay them at all and doesn’t take 100% of the profits. Ungrateful bastards…

    Apple announces App Store changes: New communication rules, Small Developer Assistance Fund, more by
    2 replies 4 retweets 71 likes
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  5. Aug 24

    Does AirPower exist in the multiverse? 🤔

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    What just happened? Watch the official teaser trailer for , exclusively in movie theaters December 17:
    6 replies 4 retweets 196 likes
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  6. Aug 23

    Getting closer and closer to the new iPhones being announced I can just feel it…

    13 replies 7 retweets 82 likes
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  7. Aug 23

    Yes.

    Should you buy an iPhone now or wait for the iPhone 13? by
    3 replies 3 retweets 66 likes
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  8. Aug 23

    “Sorry about all your data being leaked in our breach, but here is a free year of Ted Lasso!”

    2 replies 5 retweets 52 likes
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  9. Aug 20

    Saying the quiet part out loud. 🤦‍♂️

    Apple's anti-fraud chief said company was "the greatest platform for distributing child porn" by
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  10. Aug 19

    Comparing the graphics of the new : Stadia vs. Mac. Which system do you think looks better? 🤔

    9 replies 8 retweets 147 likes
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  11. Aug 19

    🚫🍆

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  12. Aug 18

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  13. Aug 18

    Free credit report monitoring next “ Tuesday” ? 🤔

    T-Mobile hack confirmed, carrier says 47.8M records taken; not just customers by
    3 retweets 36 likes
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  14. Aug 18

    Apple customers when you ask them if they remember their Apple ID and password:

    7 replies 65 retweets 547 likes
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  15. Aug 17

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  16. Aug 17

    . has the best solution to the Safari redesign: Make the viewable area thinner!

    2 replies 9 retweets 136 likes
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  17. Aug 17

    But will this make Safari snappier? 🤔

    Replying to @JonyIveParody
    Search bars on all 4 sides
    3 replies 1 retweet 40 likes
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  18. Aug 17

    Some people like it on top, some people like it on bottom… 😎

    iOS 15 beta 6 redesigns Safari yet again with new address bar on top by
    4 replies 5 retweets 63 likes
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  19. Aug 17

    🔥❤️

    So. Are we going to talk about how the Brits pronounce aluminum?
    1 reply 2 retweets 26 likes
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  20. Aug 16

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  21. Aug 16

    Good thing new iPhones are coming soon. My battery life is 2% thinner!

    23 replies 20 retweets 377 likes
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