ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive

@JonyIveParody

I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented . I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)

A White Room
minimaluminiumalism.com
Joined February 2013
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    16 May 2016

    I am *not* on Instagram, Snapchat, Patreon, or any other social media platform. I only run this Twitter account. Others are imposters.

    87 replies 83 retweets 1,880 likes
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  2. 1 hour ago

    “And we can charge whatever we want, because people will pay it!”

    Tim and Jony.
    3 replies 7 retweets 57 likes
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  3. 1 hour ago

    You’re fucking welcome.

    does have a redesigned less-intrusive volume control. From Apple's website:
    8 replies 57 retweets 437 likes
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  4. Retweeted
    2 hours ago
    Replying to

    “Hello, yes, I am here to access my vault and make a withdrawal to buy the new Mac Pro…”

    2 replies 15 retweets 109 likes
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  5. 2 hours ago

    By all means, please install every developer beta 1 on all your devices, there is absolutely no way anything terrible or unexpected could possibly happen. And if you require any tech support, simply tweet to who will assist you, day or night 24/7.

    3 replies 15 retweets 133 likes
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  6. 2 hours ago

    THE GRATE-EST MAC PRO THAT WE HAVE EVER DONE!

    11 replies 71 retweets 388 likes
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  7. 2 hours ago

    The revolutionary new Mac Pro looks like a cheese grater because it’s going to cost you a ton of cheddar to buy it. 😎

    13 replies 136 retweets 548 likes
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  8. 2 hours ago

    The computer for the rest of us with a second mortgage.™

    4 replies 10 retweets 97 likes
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  9. 2 hours ago

    The greatest overpriced shit that we have ever done!

    9 replies 26 retweets 225 likes
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  10. 2 hours ago

    Starting at only $5999.

    34 replies 334 retweets 1,333 likes
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  11. Retweeted
    May 25

    “And we’ll say that we used ‘new materials’ but really it will still be the same shitty keyboard design that our customers hate!”

    15 replies 52 retweets 568 likes
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  12. May 25

    “And we’ll say that we used ‘new materials’ but really it will still be the same shitty keyboard design that our customers hate!”

    15 replies 52 retweets 568 likes
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  13. May 24

    EA is giving away The Sims 4 for free right now. Seeing as this is one of the only games that runs well on a Mac, sharing for those who may be interested:

    8 replies 32 retweets 166 likes
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  14. May 24

    The best way to repair your MacBook Pro keyboard is to buy a new MacBook Pro.

    I spent the last few days getting to know the materials Apple used in their MacBook keyboard. Because Apple doesn’t design these keyboards to be repaired, our analysis was destructive. A 2019 MacBook Pro died to bring you this information. /thread
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  15. May 24

    Getting an iPhone instead of a Samsung phone really is the Best Buy you could make, honestly.

    Best Buy cancels all preorders for the Galaxy Fold
    16 replies 64 retweets 799 likes
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  16. May 23

    🤔

    Stronger than aluminum, a heavily altered wood cools passively by
    3 replies 3 retweets 51 likes
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  17. May 23

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  18. May 23

    macOS Mojave 10.14.5 Drinking Game: Every time “Opening BaseSystem.dmg” pops up and interrupts your workflow, take a drink. 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

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  19. May 22

    🚨 NEWER SOFTWARE RUNS SLOWER ON OLDER HARDWARE. CONSIDER YOURSELF FUCKING NOTIFIED.

    Apple agrees to notify iPhone users if iOS updates will affect performance, UK government says by
    12 replies 86 retweets 637 likes
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  20. May 22

    Getting this installed inside my White Room. 😱

    "transmediale.11" by Büro Achter April.
    2 replies 9 retweets 143 likes
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  21. May 22

    One More Thing…

    ., CEO , former Apple product design lead on Apple Watch, is hosting a session this Thursday at 9 AM PT. Ask your questions now!
    3 retweets 30 likes
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