So today the most hilarious thing happened to me and I thought Twitter might have some fun at my pain. Issa thread.
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Project.jdm creates animations based on mathematics and music, with particular focus on polyrithms and abstract geometry. This is one of the most famous of the author's brain teasers
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Please tell me what's meant to happen here ? Second carton in a row that's had issues like this.
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Such a waste! Considering our country is in deep crisis, could SONA not be a TV address? Why waste R8m? Could Parliament not have donated R8m to struggling businesses for solar, as an example? It’s not like SONA ‘23 will provide us with anything but more empty promises #SONA2023
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Parliament says R8 million has been budget for the State of the nation address by President Cyril Ramaphosa. Officials say there won't be load shedding at the venue. #SONA2023
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A call to the media houses covering SONA.
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This is actually in a textbook...
Retweet if you see it.
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"following DA pressure" the gall of these mfs 🤣🤣🤣
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An urgent meeting by Parliament to discuss and scrutinize SA Tourism's controversial Tottenham Hotspur R1 billion sponsorship deal has been confirmed to take place on Tuesday 7 February, following DA pressure.
The DA will not allow this deal to go ahead!
da.org.za/2023/02/parlia
I mean she's not wrong... I for one certainly won't.
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South Africans won't support DA in 2024 elections with Steenhuisen as leader - Mpho Phalatse news24.com/news24/politic
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Please don't threaten us with a good time Renaldo 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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If Thapelo Amad is still the mayor of Johannesburg in 12 months' time I will shut down my Twitter profile and will leave Twitter permanently.
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For the sake of Twitter, can we please do everything in our power to encourage the ANC and EFF to keep @ThapeloAmad as mayor for 12 months. We can even start a crowd funding initiative to raise enough for any bribes (worth every cent).
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Surely this is not an uncommon scenario? 3/3
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But in my case both my sister and brother-in-law have separate profiles on my account. Now only one of them can transfer their profile to a new account. The other is forced to start with a blank profile because they can't transfer to the account that was just created. 2/3
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I get why is clamping down on password sharing but honestly they haven't put enough thought into the process. The profile transfer feature can only be used to transfer to a NEW account. On face value this seems fine. 1/3
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Breaking News - A GIANT Leviathan Axe spotted in London.
Reports claim Kratos is furiously mashing Triangle in Midgard right now. #LiveFromPS5
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'Small parties are in it for themselves' as opposed to the altruistic DA who are in it for...
The ANC?
Big Business?
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Also, stop blaming voters for not voting for you.
We don't owe you our votes
You have to EARN them
So far how's that working out for you?
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We are seeing the disastrous consequences, unfold in Johannesburg, when voters experiment by voting for small parties. These parties are only in it for themselves. In 2024 think hard before you waste your vote on them. If you want to keep the ANC out - vote DA!
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You’re being weird, Ryan. Despite having best record of governance, the DA still can’t convert that into votes. Self-awareness would mean being able to carry some of that blame & make improvements. Has the constant belittling of non-DA voters worked? Self-awareness would say no.
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What would happen with more of Mayor Pappas and less of Helen Zille?
What would happen if the DA had not veered to the right, got rid of all it’s black leaders and became the FF lite?
We would have a national alternative to the ANC. A 30% to 40% party making the EFF irrelevant
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Replying to @OldManZack
What would happen?
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If only the DA had more Mayor Pappas’ and fewer Helen Zille’s
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Hebana 🤣🤭
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Open for ideas for a party. I wanted to have a white party on a yacht but let's be honest, I spent 12 years in a white party, and that's quite enough to last me a lifetime. Ideas, Ideas.
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Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov held talks with Minister of International Relations and Cooperation of #SouthAfrica Dr. Naledi Pandor
Pretoria, January 23
#RussiaRSA #RussiaAfrica
Please remember to NEVER mix ammonia based products with bleach. You can create toxic mustard gas which can damage your lungs and cause death in extreme cases beloveds
(An example would be mixing Handy Handy and Jik)
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Did really delete the account of the biggest opposition in his country of birth? It says he has, now for Twitter's confirmation. Is he shilling for the ANC, a corrupt party that has brought SA to its knees possibly sparking violent civil unrest? In his style, a poll:
- Yes44.1%
- No55.9%
136 votesFinal results
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💯 this. The arrogance. Probably why so many white people think they're already doing enough for inequality - the misguided notion that they're single-handedly paying for social grants.
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This idea that people on social grants don’t pay tax & must bow to “taxpayers.” Your income tax doesn’t make you special. Through VAT levied on goods & services, businesses collect tax on behalf of the government. VAT is its 2nd biggest source of income. Everyone pays tax. Rest. twitter.com/jmrgrowth/stat…
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Other managers take note. This is how it’s done.
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All of the countries that have been invaded by Britain
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And so it begins 😅🤣
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This whole thing is hilarious and only confirms that Andrew Tate a man child but there's a reply to this tweet that crashes the Twitter app (Android) 😳 every time I scroll down it either kicks me back to TL or the app crashes entirely.
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Thank you for confirming via your email address that you have a small penis @GretaThunberg
The world was curious.
And I do agree you should get a life 
twitter.com/GretaThunberg/…
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Guess it's preparation for school/movie theatres/life where armed gunmen can walk in at any time and unalive everyone 🤷🏼♂️
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Do Americans enjoy terrifying their children and seeing them cower under the piano? And then uploading online (where it will exist forever) for likes? Hard pass.
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First you win elections. Thereafter, you don't get GIVEN the country. It isn't yours and can never be yours. You govern with, not OVER. "Give us the country..." What a chilling thought. Unsurprising though.
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Malema: Give us the Country and we will show you what we can do for y’all
#EFFProvincialPeoplesAssembly
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Tired of the billionaire man child with paper thin skin. Going out with a bang - y'all can find me [at] mastodon [dot] social. #SpaceKaren twitter.com/TwitterSupport
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