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    Jun 18

    Great fun tonight…fair play to England…they worked hard…defended deep and deserved to hang onto the draw in the end 👏

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    Jun 15

    Why can't they wear the proper shorts?

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  3. Jun 14

    My favourite part of cycling in London is when a driver isn't looking, turns, nearly hits you with their car, sees the look on your face is annoyed at nearly being hit by a car and calls you a wanker for being annoyed at nearly being hit by a car

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  4. Jun 14

    Harwood's arse kissing question 3rd up after BBC and ITV, welcome to our new normal

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    I would like to suggest that the next government Covid slogan should be: “Over your fucking nose as well, you moron.”

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    Jun 3

    "It was my pleasure"––Me, when it was not my pleasure

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    Jun 2

    For many, the sparse beauty of Either/Or is Elliott Smith's finest achievement

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  9. May 23

    You've got the Home Secretary, currently accused of blocking an independent enquiry that will potentially expose police corruption and you've spent 5mins talking about a TV interview from 1995. Give me fucking strength 🤦🏻‍♂️

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    May 21

    “‘Defund the BBC’ was last night’s pontification from former Sun editor Kelvin Mackenzie, who once put Diana’s covertly recorded private phone calls on a premium-rate line so readers could ring in and have a listen.”

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    May 22
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    May 13

    Dying because Rage Against the Machine posted a message in support of Palestine and people are telling them to stay out of politics and calling them woke. WHAT DID YOU THINK THE MACHINE WAS a fucking washer dryer??

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    May 8
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  14. May 8

    The best result I've seen since Leeds battered Spurs 3 hours ago

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    Apr 30

    Can't believe next week I get to vote for the Mayor of Gotham City

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  16. Apr 30

    The credits roll on the final episode of Frasier Channel 4 announcer:- "and there'll be much more Frasier, coming up next on 4..." The circle of life continues....

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    Apr 24

    If you’re dicking about London wearing a yellow star today or any day, there is no limit to how far you can fuck off. Fuck off to the other side of the world and when you get there, find a way to fuck off further. Fuck off to infinity and beyond, you ignorant fucking ghouls.

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  18. Apr 19

    I want some Pablo tonight

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  19. Apr 13
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    Apr 10

    PRETEND TO BE CONCUSSED LIAM

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