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@JonnieMarbLes

Former world's youngest man

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Joined November 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 1

    Hillary: Trump's small, unpatriotic hands are too weak for him to punch himself in the dick *later that day, at the dick hospital*

    96 retweets 147 likes
  2. 24 hours ago

    Telegraph are angry that Corbyn didn't sit in a seat someone else had reserved

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  3. Aug 22

    quavers multipack

    My neck! My back! My .....
    1,832 retweets 3,275 likes
  4. 16 hours ago

    Violets are violet, And roses are rose. The clue is somewhat in the name i suppose

    3 retweets 1 like
  5. 16 hours ago

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, Chysanthemums are lots of colours

    2 retweets 3 likes
  6. 16 hours ago

    This is so mind bogglingly trivial I can't believe I'm doing this but here's proof is utter balls.

    57 retweets 50 likes
  7. 17 hours ago

    Where is the delete Twitter button? Not to to delete my Twitter, to delete all of yours.

    1 like
  8. 20 hours ago

    If cis people are so concerned about trans people making permanent life-altering mistakes why didn't they speak up when I bought an Xbox One

    476 retweets 905 likes
  9. 21 hours ago

    I for one am totally fine with a private organisation releasing CCTV of people for political reasons, and am glad that's not the story here

    452 retweets 354 likes
  10. 20 hours ago

    Honestly if you don't understand how you can end up sat on the floor of a train when there are empty seats you've never been a commuter

    32 retweets 39 likes
  11. 21 hours ago

    *Ken bursts into the studio* "You know who made trains run on time with efficient seating? HITL" *he is dragged out by security*

    50 retweets 49 likes
  12. 20 hours ago

    The main thing I'm learning from today's news is that journalists don't use trains

    3 retweets 4 likes
  13. 20 hours ago

    Using to push your political views is madness. In fact it’s a loco motive. You heard.

    99 retweets 164 likes
  14. 9 Feb 2014

    Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him.

    11,789 retweets 20,453 likes
  15. 21 hours ago

    Total stitch up. Nothing on BBC about the fact tardigrades can go into suspended animation for decades. Call yourselves journalists?

  16. 21 hours ago

    While the tabloids try to distract the public with celebrity gossip, tardigrades can survive 14,000 feet under the ocean and in outer space

    2 retweets 4 likes
  17. 21 hours ago

    Tardigrades are also known as "water bears" or "moss piglets" but you won't see that in the Murdoch press

    1 retweet 4 likes
  18. 21 hours ago

    The real shit the biased mainstream media won't tell you

    Tardigrades can survive temps of -270 up to 150C, survive for 10 years without water & can survive in space!
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  20. 22 hours ago

    A Chicago cop killed a teen, then locked up his best friend for the murder

    145 retweets 48 likes
  21. 22 hours ago

    Fuck even talk to me about transport policy if you must. Just not this snide tittering masquerading as political insight.

    15 retweets 21 likes

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