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    Jonn Elledge‏Verified account @JonnElledge 16 Sep 2018

    I just learned from a podcast ad that Vodafone produces an app called Moo Call which wakes farmers in the middle of the night if a cow goes into Labour, and I would say I have some questions

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      1. Jonn Elledge‏Verified account @JonnElledge 16 Sep 2018

        Also damn the way my phone automatically caps up Labour now

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      2. Lauren Gilbert‏ @notanastronomer 11 Oct 2018
        Replying to @JonnElledge

        hi! I'm a researcher for @qikipedia; can we use this AMAZING fact, provided we credit and tag you?

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      3. Jonn Elledge‏Verified account @JonnElledge 12 Oct 2018
        Replying to @notanastronomer @qikipedia

        I mean it's public knowledge, they're literally advertising it, so be my guest

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      1. Jack Allnutt‏ @allnutt_eu 16 Sep 2018
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        Surely "Mooty Call" would be a better name?

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      1. James Agnew‏ @jimi3001 16 Sep 2018
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        Is there an app to let you know if anyone's belted Galloway? #awfulcowbasedLabourpuns

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      1. Well, shit.‏ @queldesastre 16 Sep 2018
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        I started getting Facebook ads for that a few years ago; it was extraordinary. Posting too much about steak? People calling me a cow on my wall? No idea.

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      1. Jim Stanton‏ @jstantn 16 Sep 2018
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        Someone invented a valuable and genuinely life-saving application for wearable tech, and sold it to Vodafone just to watch them brand it ‘Moo Call’

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      1. Darcys’Wickham‏ @DarcysMick 16 Sep 2018
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        This seems an amazing thing but how in gods name did a company like Vodafone come to create it.

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      1. Women in the City‏ @WomenintheCity 16 Sep 2018
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        Saw a newspaper advert for that last week. Amazing.pic.twitter.com/eZGOq6MQsz

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      1. Peter Black CBE  🔶 #FBPE‏Verified account @peterblackwales 16 Sep 2018
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        What happens if the cow joins the Tories?

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