Can't they just use The Oz?
Murdoch Journalist:
"It is possible you will need to self quarantine in your home, where you may end up dying alone."
Avid consumer of Murdoch:
"I'M NOT ABOUT TO DIE WITHOUT A HOUSE FULL OF TOILET PAPER."
#auspol #toiletpapergate #COVID19pic.twitter.com/mvvYzc6MKI
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What's he doing with all that toilet paper when he has Murdochs papers?
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Rampant diarrhoea doesn't appear anywhere in the COVID-19 literature. WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE KNOW AND HOW DO THEY KNOW IT?! Also: LMAO
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they plan on selling it on eBay
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When you have way too much adrenaline, you suddenly discover that it is brown
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Is it possible to die from suffocation when stacks of toilet paper topple onto you at home?
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Absolutely, considering that heaps of t.p is plastic wrapped, which is a suffocation risk & paper in large amounts is fairly heavy, I'd say yep. It would depend on the size & location of the stack (small space not easily gotten out of) & respiratory system health of the person.
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"...but, by God, my arse will be clean!"
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Wherein a bit of water, soap and a piece of cloth (that can be washed and reused) would leave said arse much cleaner, yes?
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