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Jonathan Blow

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Designer/Programmer of Braid and The Witness. President, Thekla, Inc. Partner in IndieFund. Currently working on good new things.

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Joined January 2010

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    1. Jonathan Blow‏ @Jonathan_Blow Feb 12

      How you know almost all of these gaming laptop reviews are fake: almost none of the laptops have trackpad buttons any more, as if you are supposed to somehow game with tap-to-click and software-induced dead times when you click or press a key. Yet no reviewer comments on this.

      49 replies 6 retweets 189 likes
    2. Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori Feb 12
      Replying to @Jonathan_Blow

      So infuriating the replies of "plug in an external mouse". Do they ever say that about anything else? Like, should no one review the screen, because you can plug in an external monitor? Should no one review the SSD, because you can plug in an external one? WTAF.

      9 replies 3 retweets 78 likes
    3. Jonathan Blow‏ @Jonathan_Blow Feb 12
      Replying to @cmuratori

      I pretty much can't even do Twitter any more. It gets worse and worse.

      3 replies 0 retweets 34 likes
    4. Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori Feb 13
      Replying to @Jonathan_Blow

      It's insane. I don't even understand how people can type what they type here. Why would you respond to someone who wants to use a trackpad for gaming by telling them that they can't? Or shouldn't? Or something? I've been playing games on laptops for TWENTY YEARS. ON THE TRACKPAD.

      5 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
    5. Jonathan Blow‏ @Jonathan_Blow Feb 13
      Replying to @cmuratori

      The joke on all these people is that tap-to-click is *also* worse than trackpad buttons for work/web purposes (in fact for any purposes), but nobody seems to understand UI well enough to see that. But carrying the argument to that point is too deep a rathole.

      5 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      Jonathan Blow‏ @Jonathan_Blow Feb 13
      Replying to @Jonathan_Blow @cmuratori

      More than anything, I think Twitter is a weird tool for seeing bulk thoughtlessness. It's how you see the response people have because they absorbed it from the environment, not because they reached it from original thinking (because by volume most beliefs are the former).

      7:01 AM - 13 Feb 2021
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        2. Matan Halberstadt‏ @MatanHalbersta2 Feb 13
          Replying to @Jonathan_Blow @cmuratori

          Track pads are there only for the purpose of ordering a new mouse when your current one dies

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. JarWarren‏ @jarwarren1 Feb 13
          Replying to @MatanHalbersta2 @Jonathan_Blow @cmuratori

          Ah it’s like Microsoft edge’s purpose of downloading a browser

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. Doug Orleans‏ @DougOrleans Feb 13
          Replying to @Jonathan_Blow @cmuratori

          Maybe start a blog?

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. Nevergrind Online  ⚔ 🛡‏ @Play_Nevergrind Feb 13
          Replying to @Jonathan_Blow @cmuratori

          Twitter is not a good place for thinking.

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        1. Daniel Muller‏ @DanielMuller_85 Feb 13
          Replying to @Jonathan_Blow @cmuratori

          Ever since laptop screens went from 4:3 to 16:9 aspect ratio - effectively shrinking the screen size - (plus, often adding thick bezels on top and bottom) to ridiculous degree at 15", it became painfully clear that laptop design has no critical thinking involved whatsoever.

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